I am the Internet, I am Intelligent.

I am the Internet – I am Intelligent

I see through the pop ups, the pop unders, the spyware, adware and malware,
I am the Internet, I am Intelligent.

I understand the difference between press copy and user generated content.
I am the Internet, I am Intelligent.

I can make out the difference between paid UGC and ‘real’ UGC,
(if you had to browse up or think for a moment about the full form of UGC, you know I am talking to you).
I am the Internet, I am Intelligent.

I understand the difference between article marketing and people genuinely writing,
I am the Internet, I am Intelligent.

I understand that a widescreen is useless unless media is actually shot that way.
I am the Internet, I am Intelligent.

I understand that free antivirus software gives me minimal security.
I am the Internet, I am Intelligent.

I know ninety percent of user reviews on websites are ad copy (what the heck, I wrote them a while back).
I am the Internet, I am Intelligent.

I have in-built ad-blindness and therefore I don’t care whether the ‘free’ stuff at websites are ‘ad supported’.
I am the Internet, I am Intelligent.

I know I am Important, because I can type a straight sentence in today’s world.
I am the Internet, I am Intelligent.

I know that most companies that say they have ‘robust infrastructure’ and ‘cutting edge technology’ do not have any idea what it is actually means.
I am the Internet, I am Intelligent.

I understand when a commercially minded individual contacts me on my social network.
I am the Internet, I am Intelligent.